Christianity

Christianity was started around the year 0 by friends of a guy named Jesus, revered by theologians as the first laid back person in the history of the world.  Prior to Jesus, people would murder, steal, and covet their neighbors' sweet, sweet wives.  Today, there is no murder, stealing, and coveting of our neighbor's sweet, sweet wives.  There is, instead, the Feast of Buying Our Family's Love in Order to Stimulate the Economy, celebrated every December 25th.

Although the religion started as a branching-off from Judaism, Christianity today is divided into many sects, including Catholic, Lutheran, Protestant, and Republican.

Pros:

• Wine
• Presents
• Bunnies
• Heaven

Cons:

• Christian rock
• Jesus Fish vs. Darwin Fish bumper sticker wars
• Pat Buchanan
• Hell