Hinduism

Hinduism is the Indian word for Perennial Faith, which is English for Hinduism.  It is grounded in the paradox of individual unity, which is similar to the paradox of the tall midget.

Over 940 million people worldwide practice Hinduism, compared to 37 people worldwide who practice squirrel breeding.

Pros:

• Gandhi
• Badass Elephants
• Tantric Sex

Cons:

• Gandhi's lack of fashion
• Dharma from ABC's Dharma and Greg
• Yoga