Islam

Islam is the second-largest religion in the world, one of just three religions not owned by Wal-Mart.  Those who practice the faith with devotion are known as Muslims, whereas those who exploit the religion for militant Jihad are known as mass-murdering fuckheads.

The main literature of Islam is the Q'uran, which is currently ranked #17 on amazon.com, behind Jose Canseco's controversial steroid tell-all, Juiced.

Pros:

• Pilgrimage to Mecca -- 78 degrees and sunny
• Cool buildings
• Virgins waiting to meet you in heaven

Cons:

• Reading right-to-left
• Select few losers that misinterpret the teachings
• No pork