Rock

Rock was crafted in the mid-19th century by the Devil, thereby being dubbed the devil's music.  It is the world's most exclusive religion, reserved only for those who know how to rock out.

The religion continually evolves, taking on distinctly rocked-out proportions such as punk, hip-hop, and whiskey.

Pros:

• Sex
• Drugs
• Rock 'n Roll

Cons:

• Tendency to die in puddles of your own vomit
• Woodstock '94
• Woodstock '99