a picture is worth 10³ words, but i will use far less than that to comment on these photos and leave it up to your imagination for interpretation.
this page has been superceded by my friends blog, which i actually seem to maintain more than he. that blog is updated [nearly] daily unlike this pos, so be sure to check back often. ill leave these few photos of mostly poor excuses for parking just because i can, but go to the blog for the random photo gallery of chicago's, and in a pinch, outlying burbs, people and places. and probably a few lousy-parked cars.
	not only are these cars occupying my spot, but they are all over my curb! heathens!
	when you are crusing streeterville it is certain you will see beautiful things, among them automobiles. fumbling for the camera lost the time to take a proper picture, so all i can offer of the handcrafted, 460hp, $222,950 aston martin vanquish (just in front of the altima) is this glimpse of her sexy back side. mmpfh.
	"We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat we are sold out of Bort license plates."
	i know you felt the car go up the curb.
	just in case you thought it was ferrari. i admit, i was thrown off with the exquised style, but in like 8 or 9 seconds i knew what he was driving. i think he shoulda went with a larger decal.
	apparantly nike teamed up with chevy to style some blazers, with the very least, whitewalls. and i guess chevrolet isn't even american, or maybe drivers image tunes domestics now, even though the company logo still indicates import tuning. i suppose the owner swapped in a b18c5, everyone has one you know. you can tell because of their type-r stickers, but this guy must be a sleeper.
	its good to have big logo stickers on cars because sometimes i just dont know what im driving next to. its too bad the trunk wing doesnt fit, else the car would look awesome. he also has a few sponsers, as indicated on the passenger door.
	dont be fooled by this delta 88-- it is in fact a police interceptor, as indicated by the badge. yikes.
	what we have here is a 81 olds custom crusier, with a left tail light from its sister b-body caprice. when i pulled up behind it the rear looked like as if someone punched it and one of its eyes is lazy or swollen, so i had to get a picture of that. in less than a year this car qualifies for a antique license plate. i wonder how many miles are on the clock.
	everyone knows that one spolier isn't enough, especially with the high-powered city driving of this civic. too bad he didn't have enough dough left over for another pair of rear wheels.
	at least fix your bumper if you plan on repainting your car, i mean its all scratched up and sad. i suppose if you are going to delete some brake lights, you might as well add some more with your spoiler? i'm not sure the significance of the yellow-tinted rear windows, but i'm sure that speeds things up somehow. passengers won't know however, since they can't get into this marvel anyway! again, the driver spent too much on 'image,' and couldnt afford a set of rear wheels, but he did buy a camber kit so he could wear out the inside of the front tires faster.
	perhaps 1st prize at my grammar school geography bee was just a ruse, but i understood that japan was not a part of europe. just in case you thought this corolla had some mopar under the hood, it is in fact powered by toyota, and there might even be some pioneer equipment somewhere nearby too.
	this car is 5 colors. if your car gets smashed, and you can't afford parts that match, well that sucks. but if your car is 5 colors, and you make it worse, then you suck. wtf does radioactive super street mean? is your car splitting atoms or something? that might be cool except your car is not spliting atoms. tell me you wouldn't rather walk to work than drive this. if cars could be clowns, this is bozo.
	Terrible. F. Park closer to the alley next time, too.