no doubt when youre surfing around you will run into interesting things. here are some of the messages i've recieved or seen.
         

most of this spam doesn't even make sense, and that's why it's worthy.

  >> misc

quotes here are from web forums, personal webspace, or rtc that may (or more likely may not) make sense to the reader post hoc. indeed™, they carry merit to be noted.

  
>> irc

these words of wisdom are likely known to more people than the lore that encompasses the livelihood of my friends and me.

    

these quotes may not be as widely known, or even respected, but still carry some worth— mostly humor.
  >> wise man

i think all aim 'buddies' are people i have physically met, so i can almost hear their tone when i message comes my way, and it makes them that much better to read.

 >> aim >> wise guy
         
         
  words of the people

[00:03] <tag> i kind of enjoy my farts tho
[00:03] <tag> like a proud papa

[17:23] <Accipiter> i love making food that tastes ereet
[17:24] <Accipiter> roasted portabellos in sage-butter artichoke sauce
[17:25] <Accipiter> mated to a fine vintage:
[17:25] <Accipiter> pabst blue ribbon '06

[12:49] <nox> i found a keeley hazell sex tape
[13:09] <zo> lemme see

[09:04] <Accipiter> yo zo i had this dream you had a kit car transam
[09:04] <Accipiter> not a kit car
[09:04] <Accipiter> but KIT
[09:05] <Accipiter> but it was broeken and you couldn't fix cuz no garage :(

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[12:22] <Accipiter> hi dauphinit
[12:22] <Accipiter> you fcuking suck
[12:22] <Accipiter> -mgmt

[12:33] <Accipiter> triad election any good?
[12:33] <Accipiter> where is our resident chinese film critic
[22:18] <nox> never heard of it
[22:30] <Accipiter> then you obviously aren't the resident chinese film critic

[22:31] <nox> asian went nuts
[22:31] <nox> prob ktown
[09:53] <nox> BLACKSBURG, Va. -- The man who went on a rampage on the bucolic Virginia Tech campus was a 23-year-old student from South Korea, officials confirmed this morning.
[09:53] <nox> WHAT DID I SAY!
[09:53] <nox> SEE!

[13:13] <Acc1p1t3r> you guys need to seal the deal and make some babies!
[13:14] <tag> hah
[13:14] <tag> look whos talkin!
[13:14] <Acc1p1t3r> at least i have an excuse!
[13:14] <tag> impotent?

[23:25] <Accipiter> it was looking grim for you
[23:25] <Accipiter> then you spooged in bill's eye
[23:25] <zo> yea that was a big load
[23:25] <zo> like when you havent gone in a few days
[23:25] <zo> leet

[22:00] <nox> aw bond todya, pretty good
[22:00] <nox> wow....
[22:00] <nox> saw bong today
[22:00] <nox> there
[22:02] <zo> heh did you hit that bong that you saw?
[22:03] <nox> oh man
[22:03] <nox> saw bond
[22:03] <nox> man
[22:03] <nox> i'm so smrt
[22:03] <zo> :D

[19:27] <Accipiter> man this semester is going to leave a gaping hole in my rectum
[19:28] <zo> you like that tho
[19:28] <Accipiter> well i can only say im getting used to it
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[19:29] <Accipiter> its ok if they go in slwo, and i prepare with several drinks to loosen the sphincter
[19:29] [SOUND]
[19:29] [Accipiter SOUND]
[19:29] <zo> quotesquotesquotes

[21:53] <dauphinit> online traffic school crashed on me
[21:53] <dauphinit> all is lost
[21:53] <dauphinit> MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[21:57] <dauphinit> ok all is not lost
[21:57] <dauphinit> it saved my progress
[21:57] <dauphinit> [phew]
[21:58] <dauphinit> this is the most inane shit ever
[21:58] <dauphinit> i don't think i could do it twice
[22:48] <Accipiter> that should tell you something about your driving

[19:00] <Acc1p1t3r> how do u get rid of individual links from the iexplorer address bar
[20:13] <zo> scroll up and down [arrow] and when one is seleced hit the delete key ( i think)
[20:15] <nox> or ctrl H and delete from list
[21:48] <Acc1p1t3r> delete doesnt work, and it stays even after you delete history :/
[22:38] <dauphinit> guess you'll just have to format your hard drive...

[14:43] <nox> oh man i just fell off the sofa
[14:43] <nox> hurt my toe and knee
[14:43] <nox> smrt

zoey: Hmm this poop not as award winning as yesterdays example.
nox: i think you need to tell me less about your poop
nox: thanks
zoey: Aww :(
nox: yeah

[22:53] <Accipiter> Ethan, the other McGrath™
[22:53] <Accipiter> this how we dooooo!
[22:54] <Accipiter> in a related story, Ethan smoked till his eyes got cataracts

[22:52] <Accipiter> zo, could your sunglasses have fallen off on the trail on the way back to the car? you were truckin pretty fast
[22:54] <Accipiter> stone-age
[22:55] <Accipiter> see man?
[22:55] <zo> i dunno, perhaps...
[22:55] <Accipiter> a vacation to my crib gives you waterfalls, vistas, blueberry pancakes, tritip tacos, naked hippie chix, the WORX
[22:56] <zo> heh yea it was definitly good times
[22:56] [SOUND]

[23:41] <b3dr00m> Don't you have something better to do, other than pick on a young mesican?
[23:41] <b3dr00m> :(
[23:42] <Accipiter> im bangin a mexican, so yes, i guess i could be doin suittin better

[19:06] <zo> just ran a 5:24, need to drop 24 secs to make my new years promise or whatev :[
[19:11] <Accipiter> damn that is faaaaast
[19:19] <Accipiter> if i could make 7:00 i'd congratulate myself with a 12 pack of nattie and a banana split

[10:32] noxipoo: http://kpopmoviedrama.over-blog.com/categorie-188282.html
[10:32] noxipoo: dude they say its made in ktown
[10:37] noxipoo: "Maxim is one magazine male South Korean created in 1995 and which is famous all around the world now."
[10:37] noxipoo: wtf? is that true?
[10:37] noxipoo: or is that like them claiming dimsum and dumplings are korean
[10:42] noxipoo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxim_(magazine)
[10:42] noxipoo: wtf says its UK
[10:42] noxipoo: man EVIL

[15:29] Andrew law: haha, maybe you have just mastered parol evidence then
[15:30] ethanz0r: masterbatered it
[15:31] Andrew law: that is just gross dude

[16:36] <noxi> man
[16:36] <noxi> when you said that
[16:36] <noxi> for some reason i had an ass to mouth image haha
[16:37] <zo> maa
[16:37] <noxi> i think interweb pron has corrupted my soul
[16:37] <zo> heh prolly
[16:37] <zo> err, surely

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[15:52] <tag-> graar
[15:52] * noxi sets mode: +o tag-
[16:06] <tag-> am i still here?
[16:17] <tag-> hooray
[17:03] * tag- (tag@c-67-176-138-26.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit
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[17:03] <tag-> dammit wrong button

[22:30] <tag`> "uhoh"
[22:30] <tag`> did tag forget to send?
[22:30] <zomaster> i dont have those
[22:30] <zomaster> sendy mcnuggets
[22:30] <tag`> :)
[22:30] <tag`> awwight
[22:30] <tag`> only 1.6yrs late
[22:30] [SOUND]
[22:30] <tag`> a new tag record!!!!

[06:40] <nox-> man i dunno what happened
[06:40] <nox-> i went to sleep in boxers and woke up naked
[06:40] <nox-> wtf happened!
[07:49] <tag`> secret molestation

I'm so lazy, I took lessons on a player piano. I tell ya, I'm so lazy, I'm like a rug on valium!

[16:11] <Accipiter> im sorry but if it doesnt have mouselook, it aint worth playin

[09:35] <skeety> oh dude i didnt tell u
[09:37] <nox`> what
[09:37] <skeety> she swallowed
[09:37] <skeety> aww
[09:37] <skeety> wiiiight
[09:37] <nox`> hahah thats all?
[09:37] <skeety> yea heh

[16:08] <Accipiter> i think some girl walked in that we knew and you were like "damn she needs to lose a few"
[16:08] <yeoz> heh yea probably
[16:08] <Accipiter> i laughed hysterically but damn
[16:08] <devox> heh

[16:07] <Accipiter> does bobby's girl still have an 11" shnoz?
[16:07] <yeoz> damn.
[16:07] <Accipiter> heh
[16:07] <yeoz> harsh b.
[16:08] <Accipiter> hehe me too
[16:08] <devox> now that was harsh e

[15:52] <Accipiter> well good, its always nice to see people planning their lives
[15:52] <yeoz> u can alwasy get a place in titusville
[15:52] <devox> ya...planning
[15:52] <Accipiter> heh
[15:52] [SOUND]
[15:52] <Accipiter> no, you can't anymore
[15:52] <devox> Let me just give u a piece of advice, alcohol impairs ur judgement
[15:52] <yeoz> heh
[15:52] <devox> thats all I have to say in the matter

[15:53] <devox> some crackwhore up my block wants 450 or some crazage
[15:54] <devox> for a house same size as my folks
[15:54] <yeoz> you folks must be really fat

[15:55] <Accipiter> man i smoked all this dope before this pee test last week
[15:55] <Accipiter> it was funny

[15:56] <Accipiter> fuck the govt
[15:56] <devox> heh
[15:56] <Accipiter> fuckin tryin to snatch my crops

man i hate how some people on the phone sounds sexy as hell, then i look them up on the intranet and its a BEAST.

This was my second Calphalon purchase and the first non-stick. I'm not a big fan of non-stick, but this is great. Use it almost everyday. We have a Vegetarian Communist in our house and sometimes it is necessary to cook the same thing in two different pans...this comes in really handy when I want to leave something cooking while I concentrate on real food.

[15:28] <matzoball> yo! looks like tag and teh shrustar are comin down
[15:30] <matzoball> take him on the bike and scare teh shit out of him
[16:56] <Accipitur> :)

[11:10] <nox`> man wtf
[11:10] <nox`> another religion nut coming to my house
[11:11] <nox`> "how do you feel about the recent world events"
[11:11] <nox`> didn't even come out about religion
[11:11] <nox`> confused me and shit
[11:11] <nox`> i'm like, uhh, yeah they sucked
[11:11] <nox`> then he whips out a bible and starts reading OH MAN
[11:11] <nox`> so i'm like, hey i don't know jesus i believe something else, so hes like, oh heres a book
[11:12] <nox`> so i'm like uh, yeah, bye
[11:12] <nox`> i cna't even be rude, i don't want them to come back and fire bomb me

[00:22] <zo> dm was teh shit
[00:23] <zo> !!!!!!!!!!!111111111
[00:46] <dauphin> bastard
[00:46] <dauphin> bastard bastard, bastard bastard

[23:20] <Accipiter> i am a proud owner of a book titled "Torts"
[02:59] <zomaster> aqwwe
[02:59] <zomaster> i mean sweet
[02:59] <zomaster> no light...
[02:59] <zomaster> i should be asleep
[07:48] <nox--> yeah wtf

[11:03] <Accipitur> wow the low tonight will be 77
[11:03] <Accipitur> and that is LOW
[11:11] <Accipitur> right thurr
[12:13] <nox--> why the fuck aren't you at work

[13:06] <tag> aw crapface
[13:06] <tag> i forgot about e in town
[13:06] <tag> and another friend
[13:06] <tag> BUZZ
[13:06] * g3kK0 kicks tag using his kung-fu powers.
[13:06] <g3kK0> how can u forget?
[13:06] * tag slaps g3kK0 around a bit with a large trout
[13:06] <g3kK0> man
[13:06] <g3kK0> :(
[13:06] <tag> cause im tag
[13:06] <g3kK0> haha
[13:06] <tag> forgetting is what i do
[13:06] <tag> sheeeeeeit

[22:48] <zomaster> chicago one picture at a time
[22:48] <zomaster> pictures of chicago and it's people
[22:49] <zomaster> fob, 'it's' not supposed to have a '
[22:49] <zomaster> just its
[20:05] <tag> nox: use "it's" when short for "it is" and "its" when possesive
[20:17] <nox-> you can use both, sheesh nazies
[20:17] <nox-> with the slaughter of english in popular media, i think i can use i is if i wanted to
[20:50] <tag> heh
[20:50] <tag> nazis
[20:50] <tag> there no 'e'

[08:46] <devox> since I dont do it often, waking up in the morning is a novelty, so many hours of sunlight!

[10:06] <nox-> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0305519/
[10:07] <nox-> she looked SO FUCKING HOT in harold and kumar movie
[10:07] <nox-> enough to give any asian guy wood

[16:33] <nox`> i just had the most retarded conversation with jim
[16:33] <zomaster> what ha-end
[16:34] <nox`> [15:52] bitterjim: the problem is that the penis and balls are in the way for self anal-fingering from the frontal approach, therefore one must resort to the rear approach (no pun intended) But i propose a different method, one that has the individual lean the torso to the left or right and use a side approach
[16:34] <nox`> [16:21] noxipoo: while i see the merits of the side approach, I however, propose that the side approach is actually the rear approach. While you are tilting your body to the side, the insertion of the finger is still done from the rear and not actually the front, where prostate stimulation is at its optimal position. Therefore I think the side approach is still lacking the ease which frontal approach offers.
[16:34] <nox`> [16:22] bitterjim: ah, yes yes, indeed, i will need more research on the matter

[16:43] <zomaster> u decide on a law skool yet?
[16:43] <zomaster> pan-nw or chitown
[16:43] <zomaster> pac rather
[17:21] <zomaster> ok fine DONT answer
[17:24] <Accipitur> dude i need an acceptance first
[17:24] <Accipitur> raa
[17:24] <Accipitur> kinda sux
[17:25] <Accipitur> maybe ill be like emmett and not get a single repy
[17:25] <Accipitur> reply
[17:25] <Accipitur> pwmed
[17:25] <Accipitur> doang i should have gotten that chair from office depot
[17:25] <Accipitur> D-POT
[17:26] <Accipitur> heh pan-nw
[17:27] <Accipitur> ya, i think i want to live everywhere once
[17:27] <Accipitur> be like, oh ya i lived in Budapest for two years...before i did a geologic survey in mongolia
[17:27] <Accipitur> which led me to the cave of an ice sphinx
[17:27] <zomaster> i thought u already got aksepted
[17:28] <Accipitur> that saw me deliver jewels to japan
[17:28] <zomaster> maybe the interviewer will just have sex with you on the spot
[17:28] <Accipitur> ya im holping
[17:28] <Accipitur> "to holp"
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[17:28] <Accipitur> OMFG HOLY CRAP
[17:28] <Accipitur> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=holp
[17:28] [SOUND]
[17:28] [Accipitur SOUND]
[17:29] [Accipitur SOUND]
[17:29] <zomaster> that is truly laugh out loud goodness

[17:29] <Accipitur> hah what was it you said to sarah's friend at applebee's
[17:29] <Accipitur> or tgif's
[17:29] <Accipitur> or whatev franchise crap we were at
[17:30] <zomaster> oh yea
[17:30] <zomaster> haha
[17:30] <zomaster> um
[17:30] [Accipitur SOUND]
[17:30] <Accipitur> raaa
[17:30] <zomaster> she goes im drunk
[17:30] <zomaster> and i said cool
[17:30] <Accipitur> haha
[17:30] <Accipitur> like OH YES
[17:30] <zomaster> but i said it all enthusiastically
[17:30] <Accipitur> she looked at u lke wtf im not putting out
[17:30] <zomaster> hahahaha
[17:30] [SOUND]
[17:30] <Accipitur> cuz sarah said just before she might put out or soemthing
[17:30] <Accipitur> or not or somethign

[08:06] <Accipitur> why is it so cheap to europe?
[08:24] <nox`> because china started making bootleg flights
[09:44] <Accipitur> gank

[21:10] <tag> u goin to pacos
[21:10] <zomaster> what for
[21:10] <tag> to play
[21:10] <zomaster> u mean paul?
[21:10] <tag> pssht whatever
[21:10] <tag> theyre both mexican

[23:41] <zomaster> your page down?
[23:41] <g3kK0> man fukkkin b
[23:41] <g3kK0> this guy liek fucked the server up
[23:41] <g3kK0> and i tell him a i cant login
[23:41] <g3kK0> hes like not now homework
[23:42] <g3kK0> he says dat all the time
[23:42] <zomaster> heh get your own server
[23:42] <zomaster> fuckin bedroom user
[23:42] <g3kK0> IF UR GONNA RUN A SERVER BE RESPONSIBLE!
[23:42] <g3kK0> whatt ass
[23:42] <g3kK0> he knows i use it
[23:42] <zomaster> you cant expect some 16 yea old to fix shit for you on the other side of the counrty when you dont even pay him and never met him
[23:42] <g3kK0> i swear
[23:42] <g3kK0> true dat
[23:42] <g3kK0> lol

[19:55] <zomaster> and bills mom put me hold for bill
[19:56] <zomaster> i guess bill forgot his mom said get the phone within 10secs of her saying it
[19:56] <zomaster> so yea i hung up
[19:56] <Accipiter> haha
[19:56] <Accipiter> that is sad
[19:56] <zomaster> wtf is wrong with that kid
[19:56] <zomaster> hes so spaced out
[19:56] <Accipiter> needs to put down the pipe

[17:11] <Accipitur> ( ) ( )
[17:11] <Accipitur> (=^_^=)
[17:11] <Accipitur> (_)___(_)o
[19:16] <Accipitur> is that not the most anime bunny?

[10:50] <paulzy> I called vin diesel... his voicemail is hilarious.
[10:50] <paulzy> I called fegrie too.
[11:25] <matzoball> yea fergie sounds nice, but i think u should call up jay-z
[11:26] <paulzy> nah man.. he will get hit sqaud after me.
[08:30] * paulzy changes topic to 'http://hacking.to/parishilton/book.html'
[09:05] <matzoball> see thats why i have fake names in my phone book
[09:06] <matzoball> wtf is gonna know who bengal tiger and homestar is

[16:04] <Accipiter> mead
[16:04] <Accipiter> plus
[16:04] <Accipiter> weed
[16:04] <Accipiter> =
[16:04] <Accipiter> speeeeeed
[16:04] <matzoball> nice one shakespeare

[15:56] <Accipiter> i saw JFK recently
[15:57] <Accipiter> it was on Saturday morning i think
[15:57] <Accipiter> crazy man
[15:57] <Accipiter> his fuckin head got blow off
[15:57] <Accipiter> blown
[15:57] <Accipiter> kinda like im about to get blown right now
[15:57] <Accipiter> oh man i got mead too
[15:57] <Accipiter> FUCKSAKE

[15:51] <Accipiter> cant believe you noobs dont wanna get a bike
[15:51] <nox`> you know what the most common injury is on a bike?
[15:52] <Accipiter> keep spoogin over 40k+ vehicles that you cant afford reasonably anytime in the near future
[15:52] <nox`> your testicles gets ripped off from the gas tank
[15:52] <Accipiter> waaaaaaah
[15:52] <matzoball> when i poppin the crist, you niggas all on my dick
[15:52] [Accipiter SOUND]
[15:52] <Accipiter> ya'll need to grow some pubes

[21:33] <nox`> man
[21:33] <nox`> i had a dream
[21:33] <nox`> where i'm making food and put cheese in it
[21:33] <nox`> betrayed by my dream

[19:55] <Accipitur> ok i was supposed to be productive tonight
[19:55] <zomaster> yea same here
[19:55] <Accipitur> 3 coors lights later...
[19:56] <Accipitur> my head asplode

[23:06] <nox`> Accipitur, you buy wow yet?
[23:08] <Accipitur> no
[23:08] <Accipitur> just no time
[23:08] <Accipitur> had to pick about 100 lb of fruit today
[23:08] <nox`> good, if you want, i can send it to you one day and you can try before my shit expires
[23:09] <Accipitur> you canceling?
[23:11] <nox`> i think i rather save up by a nice car or keep shit car and buy a house
[23:11] <nox`> and then focus on getting another job and getting laid
[23:12] <nox`> i might keep it around to fuck around since with my work schedule i'm up when the western world is asleep
[23:12] <nox`> but i have no real intentions of really getting into it and raiding and shit just to waste time at 5am
[23:15] <nox`> i should convert all my money to the chinese currency before they revalue it
[23:15] <nox`> instant bank

[22:10] <nox`> hey anyone want my white car?
[22:11] <nox`> it only has 150k miles
[22:11] <nox`> or the red one?
[22:11] <nox`> that one has 147k or something
[22:11] <nox`> low mile winnars!
[22:28] <zomaster> paul will buy it
[22:28] <zomaster> if he gets his license
[22:29] <Paulvirtu> WTF
[22:29] <Paulvirtu> man i seen noxes car
[22:29] <Paulvirtu> its shit
[22:29] <Paulvirtu> liek falls apart n shit
[22:29] <Paulvirtu> man im straight
[22:30] <Paulvirtu> If i buy a car it will look good an
[22:30] <Paulvirtu> d run good
[22:30] <zomaster> man its fine
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> NO ITS NOT!
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> The white one
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> man
[22:31] <zomaster> u cant just start driving and expect a fuckin lotus
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> he told me how the hood opend n shit on the Express way
(wtf is dat shit)
[22:31] <zomaster> well
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> WELL!
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> this guy!@
[22:31] <zomaster> yea maybe thats a lil weird
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> dkwvm 32940tj3490jt493 8t6uj4390
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> THEN!
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> man
[22:31] <zomaster> but im sure thats ok now
[22:31] <Paulvirtu> my first car n shit and ill die n it

[21:48] <Paulvirtu> reading hurts my brain
[21:48] <Paulvirtu> the left side of it
[21:48] <tag> pssht
[21:48] <Paulvirtu> lol
[21:48] <tag> thats called learning

[21:45] <zomaster> hey why your site sez Spiel@Valentina
[21:45] <zomaster> more like paul@edgewater
[21:45] <Paulvirtu> Nah man
[21:45] <Paulvirtu> thats was at a club
[21:45] <Paulvirtu> **err
[21:45] <Paulvirtu> that was.
[21:45] <zomaster> thats your living room man!
[21:46] <zomaster> where eli chills
[21:46] <Paulvirtu> haha
[21:46] <Paulvirtu> :(

[01:22] <Paulvirtu> What is it with gurlfriends and them calling like 10-times?
[01:22] <Paulvirtu> I mean if I dont answer 1st time then why call back?
[01:22] <nox`> because they know you wanna fuck other bitches

[20:28] <Acc1p1t3r> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies
[20:28] <Acc1p1t3r> heh i know this guy is an asshole, but give me two beers and this truly is the best page in the universe

[15:39] <nox`> pick up lines ala nox
[15:39] <nox`> "my balls are full of juice that i'd like to spread on yo face bitch"

[23:07] <Accipiter> psssht im goin to hotlanta
[23:07] <Accipiter> ill be up in one tweezy

[00:22] <nox`> hey you wanna playboy pics of howard stern's miss amputee?
[00:22] <zomaster> eeew
[00:22] <nox`> she ain't bad
[00:23] <nox`> just missing shit
[00:23] <nox`> heh

[13:39] * matzoball slaps Acc1p1t3r around a bit with a bag a dicks
[13:39] <matzoball> 2 mins remaining till ethan gheys out
[13:39] <matzoball> err 1 min
[13:40] <matzoball> here goes!
[13:40] * Acc1p1t3r (emcgrath@186.137.205.68.cfl.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[13:40] <matzoball> hhaha!
[13:40] <matzoball> l00z3r!!!11!!!

[21:08] <tag> man i wanna suck on some titties

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[21:25] <tag> cwap
[21:25] * zomaster sets mode: +o tag
[21:25] <zomaster> maa?
[21:25] <tag> ooooh the 'x' means close
[21:25] <zomaster> heh
[21:25] <tag> bonnng

[21:00] <tag> uh oh
[21:01] <tag> i just made mah poker deposit
[21:01] <tag> hwarrrrrr
[21:01] <tag> better not get addictd
[21:01] <nox`> its hwrrrrr
[21:01] <nox`> you freaking lamer
[21:01] * tag slaps nox` around a bit with a large trout
[21:01] <tag> its lam3r
[21:01] <tag> you LAM3R
[21:01] * nox` slaps tag around a bit with a large chinese piece of CRAP
[21:01] <tag> bonng man i got megabonus incetives
[21:02] <tag> got a random 20$ credit on some citibank card i never use
[21:02] <tag> so i use it for my poker deposit
[21:02] <tag> turns out i get a 50% first time deposit bonus
[21:02] <tag> and a free 5000$ tournament on wed!
[21:02] <tag> awwwight
[21:03] <tag> all for fr33333
[21:03] <nox`> till somehow the house and car is gone

[02:44] <tag> is halo2 a valid reason for being late to work?

[16:50] <nox`> more than half of the women deployed to Iraq are now pregnant.
[16:50] <nox`> good to know war doesn't stop the fucking

[23:01] <zo> damn nox, that dude splooged right in BOTH EYES
[23:01] <zo> im sure her father appreciatres that one
[16:54] <nox`> haha yeah, she looks hot though
[16:54] <nox`> and man i hope those girl's family don't know

[22:14] <zomaster> cour pc has a cdrom right? well thats multimedia right there, somehow
[22:14] <nox`> cour?
[22:14] <zomaster> your
[22:14] <zomaster> man, y aint even NEAR the c
[22:14] <nox`> BONG

[01:48] <nox`> so i was leaned back when going home
[01:48] <nox`> i looked out the window to my left
[01:48] <nox`> and i realized it was the back window

[13:34] <zo> Napoleon Dynamite supposed to be funny, but i kinda wanna be outrside today
[13:34] <zo> outside even
[13:34] <nox`> i wanna be inside
[13:34] <zo> aww why
[13:35] <nox`> a vagina

[18:54] <nox`> 369
[18:54] <zo> damn shes fine

[21:17] <Paulvirtu> Im going upstairs to my bitch
[21:17] <dauphinit> have fun
[21:17] <dauphinit> don't bruise her too hard

[18:55] <nox`> i always blast some ghetto song on wgci when i leave work
[18:55] <zo> heh why
[18:55] <nox`> so all the white people are scared of me when i drive by

[20:51] <Acc1p1t3r> newegg is the shizzle
[20:52] <Acc1p1t3r> so whasa happenin friday night
[20:54] <devox> probably working
[20:54] <devox> twerking even heh

[13:05] <nox`> dragons
[13:06] <zomaster> heh, what?
[13:06] <zomaster> i go wash 'n eat
[13:08] <nox`> dragons man

[09:16] <nox`> hi mr tag
[10:10] <tag[sk]> hi mr nox
[10:10] <tag[sk]> boy i'm hungry
[10:11] <tag[sk]> maybe its cause my dinner is scattered across various parts of teh chicago area

[10:43] <nox`> when you barfed at zo's house it was funny
[10:43] <nox`> and then you spit on his dads van
[10:43] <nox`> that was smrt hehe

[20:00] <devox> i mbate whenever i get zerged by albs
[20:00] <Acc1p1t3r> wtf
[20:00] <Acc1p1t3r> that is brazil man
[20:01] <Acc1p1t3r> dude wtf havent you come down you proletariet junkie
[20:01] <Acc1p1t3r> fuckin cough up the time and l00t
[20:01] <devox> zerging is when people just clusterfuck en masse and win via superior numbers
[20:01] <Acc1p1t3r> heh
[20:01] <devox> albs are the lamest realm in camelot

[19:57] <devox> when was it released
[19:57] <Acc1p1t3r> last monff
[19:58] <Acc1p1t3r> nox have you fuckin enrolled in culinary school or are you still mbating in your work bathroom about it
[19:58] <devox> survery says
[19:58] <Acc1p1t3r> goddamn im such an asshole
[19:58] <devox> bathroom
[19:58] <Acc1p1t3r> need to stop drinkin

[19:31] <Accipiter> you bess unstan suttin

[13:09] <nox`> on star trek enterprise
[13:09] <nox`> the communications bitch is named park something
[13:10] <nox`> she decrypted some shit for some aliens
[13:10] <nox`> and it enabled the aliens to almost blow up earth
[13:10] <nox`> PURE EVIL!
[13:10] <nox`> even on a fiction show man, fucking k-town

[13:04] <zo> hey u came over yesterday and didnt take pic of my mess
[13:04] <zo> i still have the tickets on the floor
[13:06] <nox`> because i couldn't even get inside your room with all that shit on your door
[13:10] <zo> touché

[10:57] <nox> You know that rice thing with meat wrapped in green leaves we eat at dim sum? The south koreans are trying to claim that its theirs now. My dad was all wtf last night reading the news story, and China was going around saying wtf. Evil K man
[11:00] <nox> man its like if South Africa came out of left field and said, ok Christmas is ours, thanks, bye.

[12:07] <tag> well, tiem to go to work
[12:07] <tag> i mean, golf!
[12:07] <tag> bwahahaahahah
[12:08] <tag> unemployment is teh winnar!!!

[21:53] <nox-> princess of monaco is kinda cute
[21:53] <nox-> the jordan princesses aren't bad either
[21:53] <nox-> princess of parma and japan are both some BAGS
[21:54] <nox-> should be illegal to be ugly and have the princess title

omg these bitches next to me..... BUST A FAT ASS NUT. but man they are so fake, talking about how dangerous lincoln park is... MAN. if they lived by my old house on armitage and keeler they would just cry everyday. fake weak little white girls.

nox: and i'm i can't even taste that well
long dong: im i cant etiher
nox: barely hear out of ear, seems like i'm foing worse with drugs
long dong: im foing pretty good

[23:29] <zomaster> i love how these pix are always grainy
[23:29] <nox-> well its prob taken with some dudes shoecam

[19:01] <tag> eric is buying the hubble
[19:01] <zo> hahaha
[19:01] [SOUND]
[19:02] <tag> can you take pix of othere galaxies?
[19:02] <tag> didnt *think* so

[16:05] <Accipiter> ok well get home btich
[16:07] <Accipiter> cable is megaghey
[16:07] <Accipiter> k i gotta stop using ghey as my complaining adjective
[16:07] <Accipiter> it sounds so good though

-> nox(in game): this bitch's name is tracy lovelace
-> nox(in game): thats a porno name

[19:01] <tag> man...
[19:02] <tag> i did nothing today
[19:02] <tag> this suck
[19:02] <tag> s
[19:02] <tag> i wish i could go back in time
[19:02] <tag> and do something useful
[19:23] <nox-> you did nothing?
[19:23] <nox-> sat there and stared?
[19:30] <tag> i dont even know

[21:21] <nox-> man chain smoking chinks in chinatown, i smell like shit now

[20:05] <nox-> he said he spun out going 10mph
[20:05] <zomaster> bah
[20:05] <nox-> i said he has no skillz and he got all mad

[19:00] <nox-> hehe i'm already downloading enterprise
[19:00] <nox-> hello it comes out wed.

[23:11] <nox-> hey tag whats the name of the girl in fiesta pic you sent?
[23:11] <tag> charlie
[23:11] <tag> oh the pic?
[23:12] <tag> i dont remember
[23:12] <tag> but she got creamed

[19:35] <Accipiter> what hacked to your auto-ops
[19:35] <Accipiter> boff you guys never added my new host?
[19:36] <Accipiter> switched fro dsl to cable
[19:36] <Accipiter> "growing a new pussy-rippin whale dick"

[08:34] <nox-> the girl
[08:34] <nox-> the show
[08:34] <nox-> the action
[08:34] <nox-> the FIESTA!

[16:30] <nox-> so i'm standing at the fridge wondering waht i'm gonna eat for dindin
[16:30] <nox-> and BAM there 4 ny strip steaks
[16:30] <nox-> i can start my all beef diet now

[20:39] <Acc1p1t3r> oh ya i think my brother was fiending for some herb or soemthing
[20:39] <Acc1p1t3r> man what a junkie

[23:16] <nox-> SKEET SKEET SKEET

[01:23] <zomaster> i think sometimes tho, steven segal is more chinese than you

[20:41] <nox-> hehe both of you two have gay connections
[20:42] * zomaster slaps nox- around a bit with a large trout
[20:42] [SOUND]
[20:42] <nox-> get stable! or get on the lamer bus
[20:42] <nox-> man codine is owning me
[20:42] <nox-> i wanna go back to bed
[20:42] <Acc1p1t3r> codeine?
[20:42] <nox-> yean
[20:42] <Acc1p1t3r> that doesnt make yout ired
[20:42] <nox-> h
[20:42] <zomaster> sure it does, its an opiate
[20:42] <nox-> something is making me sleepy
[20:42] <Acc1p1t3r> unless yer a PUSSY
[20:42] [SOUND]
[20:43] <zomaster> heh
[20:43] <nox-> i shouldn't have chugged it?
[20:43] * Acc1p1t3r sniffs around in the channel
[20:43] * Acc1p1t3r smells suttin
[20:43] <nox-> i thought it was reg cough syrup like for pancakes
[20:43] <Acc1p1t3r> PUSSY!!

[16:45] <nox-> i took the liberty of meat trucking your belongings over, forgive me if they smell delicious

[12:26] <nox-> man walgreens are a bunch of fags
[12:26] <nox-> made me wait 45 mins
[12:26] <nox-> WTF
[12:26] <nox-> get pill, put in bottle
[12:26] <nox-> stupid fucks

[13:02] <Accipiter> i swear
[13:02] <Accipiter> if my TV had appropriately sized holes...

[17:44] <nox`> i'm hungry
[17:44] <nox`> i desire foodstuffs

[19:23] <Accipiter> i arrive at 9
[19:23] <Accipiter> so home by 10
[19:23] <zo> o'hizzie?
[19:24] <Accipiter> midskizzie
[19:24] <zo> u need a lizzie?

[15:30] * dauphin is sick again, most likely will not be going to detroit this weekend as he should have been
[16:05] <yeoz> wtf u doin in detroit bill?
[16:05] <yeoz> heh how u get sick again? weak.

they just hired a bunch of fugly biatches across from me. man now i have to stare at their fat rippling down their body therough their SWEATERS. SWEATERS! you know thats some serious fat.

[18:02] <nox> theres this fat bitch at work, such an attitude, i wanted to take her face and smash it today
[18:02] <nox> man, UKRANE NTO WEAK< I TAKETH AND SMASH

[14:29] <nox> i'm not going to doc
[14:30] <nox> for some cough sheit
[14:30] <nox> let my yang fix it or something

[17:48] <Accipiter> man you watch toomuch pr0n
[17:48] <nox`> man i stopped even looking at them
[17:49] <nox`> i skim like cheating on book reports
[17:49] <nox`> then go play a game

[20:29] <Accipiter> zoey, i realized on friday that my job now is basically like taking what we did haxxing technics shit and making a profession out of it

[20:15] <nox`> there lots of seafood places down there?
[20:15] <Accipiter> ya
[20:15] <Accipiter> the fuckin ocean is a stones throw away
[20:15] <nox`> any places with whale?

[20:09] <nox`> Accipiter: noodles
[20:09] <Accipiter> brains?
[20:09] <nox`> as in long things
[20:09] <nox`> noodles
[20:09] <nox`> in soup
[20:09] <Accipiter> heh
[20:09] <Accipiter> like thai noodl,es?
[20:09] <Accipiter> man those big flat ribbon ones
[20:09] <nox`> how about chinese? DUH
[20:09] <Accipiter> DAMN
[20:10] <Accipiter> im owned by those
[20:10] <nox`> i don't like fat noodles
[20:10] <Accipiter> ya
[20:10] <Accipiter> you like fat cocks

[20:00] <Accipiter> i need to know how to eat rice with chopsticks
[20:00] <Accipiter> wtf it just doesnt work
[20:01] <nox`> because you prob eat boil in bag 10 min rice
[20:01] <nox`> you lam3r

[18:38] <Accipiter> i just vacuumed my car with my vacuum cleaner
[18:38] <Accipiter> no fuckin time limits
[18:38] <Accipiter> f33r

[21:52] <zomaster> the new check please girl is kinda ehh
[21:52] <dauphinit> i was just thinkin about henry VIII on the way home the other day
[21:52] <dauphinit> i have no idea why
[21:52] <zomaster> who thinks of henry viii on the way home?
[21:52] <nox`> i don't like the new girl, the way she hosts it
[21:52] <zomaster> or, ever

[16:45] <nox`> i motherfucking hate the chinks by my house
[16:45] <nox`> putting up buckets and shit

[12:51] <Accipiter> dude, there is an Alberto's pizza, i have coupons
[12:51] <Accipiter> its over by morse and broadway or something
[12:52] <Accipiter> i think you can pick any Italian first name that ends in 'o' and find a Chicago pizza place called that

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[15:21] <tag-> yay, internet!
[15:21] * yeoz sets mode: +o tag-
[15:22] <tag-> uptime[Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 - 2600) uptime - 8w 2d 22h 54m 43s]
[15:22] <tag-> 8 weeks
[15:23] <tag-> f34r
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[12:36] <nox`> man my nipple hair is OUT OF CONTROL
[12:36] <Accipiter> that is crucial info

[12:29] <Accipiter> anh i tase grea ohn a crah-kah

[12:40] <nox`> yeah its just a joke, but fucking k-town trying to invade chinatown man
[12:40] <nox`> we can let them in tibetown, but thats it
[12:42] * nox` changes topic to 'GIBS'
[12:48] <Accipiter> wtf is a tibe
[12:48] <nox`> tibet-town

[17:55] <nox-> any of you got a 8-10 inch cock? i wanna direct a pr0n film
[17:55] <nox-> unless i do a jap version, then i need someone with 4-5 inch cock max
[17:55] <nox-> for authentic touch

noxipoo: so like waiky was over and OMG HIS STENCH
loveusarah: haha
noxipoo: man, remember that seinfeld car BO? this was like that
noxipoo: B O!!!

noxipoo: man i loves me lamb chops
noxipoo: first time i took it out after only 10 mins in the oven and it was still BAAing hardcore and shit so i put it back
loveusarah: nice
noxipoo: couldn't even chew it, just not cooked at all
noxipoo: now its still bleeding but at least it resembles a civilized meal

[14:27] <Accipiter> we were playing Pinochle with Noah!
[14:27] <Accipiter> HERBY Hancock

[15:48] <dauphinit> why am i getting these messages that say 'op baterna'?
[17:56] <Acc1p1t3r> cuz yer haxxed B

[02:56] <dauphinit> but what does op baterna mean
[05:13] <Acc1p1t3r> i think that means u have green frothy discharge

[02:52] <nox-> AAA sucks big dick
[02:52] <nox-> my car is still stuck in libertyville
[02:52] <nox-> fuck you world

[05:36] * Accipiter changes topic to '^_* <--------- spooge in eye'

[00:18] <zo> cause new is leik, over 100 or some shit
[00:18] <nox-> what i want to know is, how did you get the e before 2 letters

[16:47] <nox_> god damn it
[16:47] <nox_> i wasn't paying attention and i totally pissed all over myself
[16:47] <nox_> shower time!

[02:36] <nox_> i need a job, i was so bored i stared at the carpet today

[15:51] <Accipiter> man i need another job
[15:51] <nox_> oh be quiet
[15:52] <Accipiter> something better with more money, more design experience, and more hoes

[10:09] <devox> yo yo yo
[10:16] <devox> Wigger roll call

[10:55] <nox_> man
[10:55] <nox_> so this is what it feels like to get up before 12

[08:33] <Accipiter> i just bought fiber bars to improve exhaust flow

devoxguy (11:19:16): no diggity no doubt

[21:04] <zo> speakin of 9footer..
* /sound: no such file 'bubbles.wav' (line 12, aliases.ini)
[21:04] <zo> damn i dont have bubbles.wav
[21:04] <Accipiter> but if i fini buy speakers that are pure i wanna have a pure signal
[21:04] <zo> PURE
[21:04] <Accipiter> not some choppy ass 16 bit shit
[21:05] <zo> crystal gravy
[21:05] <Accipiter> haha
[21:05] <zo> *spash on face*
[21:05] <Accipiter> put it ON
[21:05] <Accipiter> prolly not even the line but i always remember it that way

[23:13] <nox-> is it bootlegged?
[23:13] <hasselh0f> no, it's the original
[23:13] <nox-> then i dunno, i only help with illegal software

[21:03] <Accipiter> i dont want some gank shit and waste lootcakes

[20:13] <devox> SUVs need gas just like saudi princes need foreign exchange

[14:08] <nox-> what the hell you put down as references?
[14:08] <nox-> man i aint got no references...
[14:08] <nox-> reference #1. mom

[18:54] <nox-> ::Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600) uptime - 3d 20h 24m 10s
[18:54] <nox-> i haven't stopped dling in that time
[18:54] <nox-> craziness

[17:07] <Accipiter> i might have to go to texas to search for debris
[17:07] <zo> damn
[17:07] <zo> ok then
[17:07] <Accipiter> ya its wiggity ovah heezy

[01:22] -nox-:@#r34|- [noah] i got all kinds of problems but i got no probs getting a bitch pregnant

[22:56] <Kinazo> hilarrio sends, "You buffoon I never liked yoooooou!!"
[23:03] <nox-> what the hell you talking about

[11:09] <nox-> Korean Trader Escapes Captors in China
[11:09] <nox-> The businessman, only known by the last name Kim, was kidnapped by his Chinese partner in Weihai, China
[11:09] <nox-> he should of called Park for help
[11:47] <Accipiter> Kim, thats a rare one
[11:48] <Accipiter> should narrow it down a bit
[11:50] <nox-> yeah

[15:38] <noxlearn> oh man!
[15:38] <noxlearn> i'm so damn sleepy
[15:38] <noxlearn> in class when i was taking notes
[15:39] <noxlearn> i realized i was half asleep writing now patterns
[15:39] <noxlearn> man i look like i'm crying
[15:39] <noxlearn> wow
[15:39] <noxlearn> now patterns
[15:39] <noxlearn> smrt
[15:40] <noxlearn> -now from that sentence
[15:47] <yeoz> yea i was wondering, now patterns? wtf is a now patterns?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?@
[15:50] <noxlearn> |\| () \/\/ patterns

[17:15] <Accipiter> ya i love taking a dump in the mornign
[17:15] <Accipiter> raisin bran
[17:15] <Accipiter> 1337

[01:09] <zo> ok im off to b3d
[01:09] <dauphinit> me t99
[01:09] <zo> ?
[01:09] <dauphinit> g78d n2t6
[01:09] <zo> 9!=0
[01:09] <dauphinit> :P
[01:09] <zo> dude u make no sense

[22:53] <zo> i want the pre-1995 jeremy to come back
[22:55] <nox-> i don't like religion either
[22:55] <nox-> do you want pre1995 me?
[22:56] <nox-> what is pre 1995 me?
[22:56] <nox-> spoke broken english, never used the letter s...
[22:56] <nox-> fob
[22:56] <nox-> dressed, acted, looked like a fob

[16:21] <nox-> korea has simcity 4 already
[16:21] <nox-> damn koreans man
[16:21] <nox-> how they get an american game in korean no less before us
[16:21] <nox-> wtf is that shit about
[16:22] <Accipiter> ya i thought korea was like backward or something
[16:22] <Accipiter> i mean they make hyundais
[16:23] <nox-> and they are absolute EVIL
[16:23] <Accipiter> heh
[16:23] <Accipiter> ALL YOUR BASE

[04:15] <Velcro`> i remember i was working the blender at a party and couldnt think what else to blend up - my buddy comes along and opens a can of blueberry pie filling and tosses it in lol

[00:13] <tag-> i used to close my eyes going thru the detectors
[00:13] <tag-> and brace myself

You ever notice that three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do?

[18:36] <tag-> heh theres a japanese switch site
[18:36] <tag-> http://www.apple.co.jp/switch/
[18:37] <nox-> yeah i saw
[18:38] <tag-> heh all i hear is "kimbo-hah chingo la la shuritah com-pu-tah oi mototo sai ko...
[18:42] <nox-> understandable

[23:43] <nox-> search web for a mei
[23:43] <zo`> haha
[23:43] <zo`> 2billion
[23:43] <nox-> what
[23:43] <nox-> shut up
[23:44] <nox-> 1.2 and holding
[23:44] <nox-> india gonna pass us up soon

[21:48] <Accipiter> why doesn't he call his dad?
[21:49] <Accipiter> man they need to discipline him or something

[03:11] * Topic is 'There are only 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't.'

[18:15] <zo`> ubpTISS ubpTISS ubpTISS
[18:28] <Accipiter> bootsis bootsis bootsis

[17:39] <@Accipiter> OVER THE WEEKEND YOU STUPID BITCH

[19:47] <@Accipiter> my computer started screaming ninehole cuz i have my name type-sensitive

[17:18] <@Accipiter> haha u carpetmuncher

[21:39] <@Accipiter> i tried increasing boost pressure but it didnt help

[20:21] <@ethan> well not homosexually, just internet lingo gay

[15:52] <@nox--> i'm so smrt, i just tripped on NOTHING in my own room and almost rammed my head into the damn wall

[11:31] <@nox--> oh man i feel like a box of holy shits

[16:44] <@brianzor> yo spliff, where da weed at

[15:52] <@nox--> then i like peed all over the fucking toliet except where i'm suppose to, man!

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[18:54] *** brianzor changes topic to 'Zo's flossin tonight, Brian is going commando in order to save the dolphins'

"Eventually it gets to a point where the size of a spliff becomes inverselty proportional to its ability to be smoked."

[15:15] <@p00ka> come monday all of those lucky charm eatin motherfuckers can kiss my ass

[21:41] <@nox-> [21:40] -J-awayCAB- 360+ gigs online
[21:41] <@nox-> thats all porno i believe

[21:48] <@nox-> well the search for porn is never ending on the net

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[20:35] <@Accipiter> ya, cuz my penis is tiny i only have 512

[18:28] <nox> the video streams from hustler has some foine bitches

[14:06] <+nox> no, i just want to cheat on someone with a male whore from europe with a midget


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  aim messages (or gtalk)

[23:21] loveusarah: i took out my suitecase, does that count as packing?
[23:21] loveusarah: awight
[23:21] brandonNU2003: yep
[23:21] brandonNU2003: youre halfway done

zoey: Hmm this poop not as award winning as testerdays example.
nox: i think you need to tell me less about your poop
nox: thanks
zoey: Aww :(
nox: yeah

nilort: i remember zo requesting a gay bar be close by, too
Sent at 12:50 PM on Friday
Noah: or a gay hotel
Sent at 1:39 PM on Friday
nilort: yeah, make sure that dont happen
im not getting a deal to mexico and have that be the catcher

brandonNU2003: watching into teh blue
loveusarah: heh. alba?
brandonNU2003: alba is FOI-OI-OIIINEEE
brandonNU2003: holaycraps unnecessary underwater slomo BOOBS
brandonNU2003: and ass holayMMMFH

PaulVirtual: baby u care
PaulVirtual: :)

[22:21] ibizan: pdash moved a while ago to a real office
[22:21] ibizan: they got real slaves now!
[22:21] ibizan: company is now 14 nerds working together

[21:54] loveusarah: Oil CHanges
[21:55] loveusarah: no H
[21:56] PaulVirtual: ehh i dont care, looking for car
[21:56] PaulVirtual: now a gramm0r teacher
[21:56] PaulVirtual: **not
[21:56] loveusarah: no man, ppl aint gonna take u seriously if u cant spell
[21:56] PaulVirtual: LOL
[21:56] PaulVirtual: well change it
[21:56] PaulVirtual: if i sell car
[21:57] loveusarah: just fuckin change it..
[21:57] PaulVirtual: can i hit u in balls?
[21:57] loveusarah: of course not
[21:57] PaulVirtual: heh
[21:57] PaulVirtual: bitch
[21:57] PaulVirtual: man, go to bed
[21:57] loveusarah: :-o
[21:57] PaulVirtual: g0 check ur blood pressure
[21:58] loveusarah: my meter dont go that hi
[21:58] PaulVirtual: u got 3 modes only
[21:58] PaulVirtual: Horny,Sleepy & Angry
[21:58] PaulVirtual: wtf!
[21:59] loveusarah: yea haha
[21:59] PaulVirtual: yeah and u laugh, aint funny
[21:59] PaulVirtual: betta wrap it up man
[21:59] loveusarah: :(

[17:52] PaulVirtual: ok so I ran MEMTEST 86
[17:52] PaulVirtual: nothing
[17:52] PaulVirtual: installed latest ATI drivers
[17:52] PaulVirtual: so far nothing
[17:52] loveusarah: maybe its you

nox: i was biting my lips... smrt, and now it is bleeding
my blood tastes metallic, that normal?
Sent at 2:37 PM on Friday
nox: "cancer itself can cause a metallic taste in mouth"
BONG
wtf

nox: man hold on someone just called and people emailing me asking for reports, WTF i'm trying to stalk bitches
ethanz0r: i can't eat raisin bran
ethanz0r: or grape nutz
mr sn33: grape nuts are crap, all bran is ok
ethanz0r: it makes me fart NASTY STYLE
mr sn33: yea you got some nasty farts man, ever since 2nd grade and shit
ethanz0r: i stick to only oat based and corn based now
mr sn33: bio-weapon class
ethanz0r: ya i don't get them anymore!
ethanz0r: fucking miracle
ethanz0r: haha

ethanz0r: i was half scared i would get caught or something, but then the overwhelming feeling of shitting took over and it was sort of nirvana-llike
ethanz0r: my day was dramatically improved
mr sn33: more fiber=less mess
mr sn33: gotta snack on bags of saw dust n shit
mr sn33: cant be wiping all day out in the woods
ethanz0r: oatmeal + coffee = facilitation

mr sn33: nice legs
mr sn33: hit it and quit it
mr sn33: tell em im down
ZeroKool2052: SAME THING HE SAID!

noah work cell (8:54:28 PM): Man
noah work cell (8:54:38 PM): I'm kinds smashed
noah work cell (8:54:46 PM): On a Monday

brandon cell81 (11:19:22 AM): hah robert schwartz
brandon cell81 (11:19:38 AM): his sister went to NU with me
brandon cell81 (11:19:45 AM): didi
brandon cell81 (11:20:13 AM): they reminded me of muppets
brandon cell81 (11:20:34 AM): "i don't know what that meeans"
loveusarah (6:53:36 PM): haha i can see that

brandon cell81 (7:19:48 PM): far close?
brandon cell81 (7:19:53 PM): or close close?
loveusarah (7:20:00 PM): far far

ethanz0r (1:24:59 AM): uncle sam givin me back four and heif g's this year
ethanz0r (1:25:05 AM): B OOYA

mr sn33: weather today is fantastic
mr sn33: cloudy and wet
mr sn33: and cold
noxipoo: all the better to stay in and look at porn

brandon cell81: pssht yea
brandon cell81: i could never bone her
brandon cell81: unless she was wearing boots

mr sn33: buzz i got a volleyball game today
brandon cell81: i'm going to an island today

PaulVirtual (9:36:24 AM): i just set world record for acer
PaulVirtual (9:36:46 AM): call was only like 5 min dude
PaulVirtual (9:38:12 AM): WORD

brandon cell81: bonnng
brandon cell81: man that pbr haxxed my tummy
brandon cell81: going for my third doodoo of the day!
brandon cell81: and its extra gassy/stinky/splashy....
brandon cell81: blue ribbon'D
brandon cell81: ker-splat!
brandon cell81: my ass A-SPLODE
brandon cell81 signed off at 4:21:51 AM.

noxipoo (10:32:34 AM): hi
noxipoo (10:32:56 AM): OMG I SAID HI
noxipoo (10:34:24 AM): OMG FORGET IT

brandon cell81 (3:31:44 PM): gotta report annual numbers today
mr sn33 (3:31:55 PM): sounds exciting
brandon cell81 (3:31:55 PM): buZZZ
brandon cell81 (3:32:13 PM): did you slide yesterday
brandon cell81 (3:32:22 PM): i almost wiped out
brandon cell81 (3:32:36 PM): was going sideways
brandon cell81 (3:32:41 PM): winnar!
brandon cell81 (3:32:51 PM): control REGAINED
brandon cell81 (3:33:26 PM): people SCARED
brandon cell81 (3:33:31 PM): tag ZOOM

noxipoo: man this bitch is all breathing heavy on phone
noxipoo: i hate that
mr sn33: heh man
mr sn33: youre gonna coem to work one day and just unload a clip on people
noxipoo: i hate myself and wanna die!!!1111
noxipoo: nah, i'm more likely to unload my load on somebody's FACE
noxipoo: i'l jump into someone's cube and yell SKEET SKKEEEETT SKEETTT BITCH

brandon cell81 (12:48:23 PM): tacotiem
brandon cell81 (12:48:34 PM): awwwight
brandon cell81 (1:03:14 PM): los comales is teh winnar
mr sn33 (1:50:42 PM): hehe i just got back from allende

noxipoo: its gay because i need money for school
noxipoo: and i need school for a job
noxipoo: and i need a job for the money
noxipoo: so i'm like stuck until i get a job to get some money to go in school to get a job...

noxipoo (7:46:49 AM): man this guy whistles when he talks, wtf i didn't know that was real

noxipoo (8:03:47 AM): me: hit next
noxipoo (8:03:51 AM): her: ok
noxipoo (8:04:07 AM): her: ok now what?
noxipoo (8:04:10 AM): me: hit next
noxipoo (8:04:14 AM): me: always hit next
noxipoo (8:04:23 AM): her: ok now do i hit next?
noxipoo (8:04:25 AM): me: YES
noxipoo (8:05:18 AM): man she fucking asked me like 4 fucking time after i told her everything ALWAYS HIT NEXT
noxipoo (8:07:03 AM): man wtf, SHES STILL ASKING ME
mr sn33 (9:12:28 AM): hahahaha
mr sn33 (9:12:31 AM): thats good man

noxipoo: hehe some girls password is bigboobs
noxipoo: too bad shes in canada
mr sn33: haha you asked for her password?
mr sn33: hahaha get her numba she prolly has tig ol bitties
noxipoo: man she prob does, she emailed it in
mr sn33: well cananda aint far, lets go
noxipoo: sheit, thats her password... or maybe she has tiny ones

brandon cell81: man yer computer is teh sux
brandon cell81: 4 TB pagefile use?
brandon cell81: what?????
brandon cell81: what a sux
brandon cell81: out of virtual memory????
brandon cell81: what????
brandon cell81: SUX!!!

PaulVirtual (11:18:58 PM): i think i saw me in piuc
PaulVirtual (11:19:00 PM): hol up
PaulVirtual (11:19:00 PM): lol
PaulVirtual (11:19:02 PM): okok
loveusarah (11:19:09 PM): wait wait
loveusarah (11:19:14 PM): "i think i saw me in piuc"
loveusarah (11:19:15 PM): ?
PaulVirtual (11:19:28 PM): at the shot
PaulVirtual (11:19:30 PM): **show
loveusarah (11:19:31 PM): "not a sentence"
loveusarah (11:19:54 PM): i still dont understand what youre tryin to say mang

SumanthR (7:01:07 PM): so ah, my new desktop resolution is 3840 x 1200
SumanthR (7:01:17 PM): I liked the 24" so much I figured 2 must be better

ybendiks (6:56:39 PM): i got into a car accident yesterday
ybendiks (6:56:43 PM): rear-ended this girl
PaulVirtual (6:56:47 PM): =-O
ybendiks (6:56:54 PM): so i get out to make sure she's ok
PaulVirtual (6:56:59 PM): ...
ybendiks (6:57:14 PM): and we have a great conversation while we wait for the state troopers, so i ended up asking her out for drinks
PaulVirtual (6:57:20 PM): OMFG
PaulVirtual (6:57:22 PM): LOL
ybendiks (6:57:32 PM): hahaha, and she was like "yeah, sure!"
PaulVirtual (6:57:57 PM): wtf
ybendiks (6:58:02 PM): i figure its gonna cost me a 500$ either way, at least i can soften the loss by sleeping with her
PaulVirtual (6:58:12 PM): OMFG u fucked her?
ybendiks (6:58:29 PM): haha no, but i probably will this weekend

brandon cell81 (12:48:36 PM): man motorcycles are fun
brandon cell81 (12:48:47 PM): until u fall off!

brandon cell81 (2:39:40 PM): bzzzzzz
brandon cell81 (2:39:49 PM): today work is booooooring
mr sn33 (3:43:17 PM): i just played ping pong

brandon cell81: omfg rahhhhhhhh
brandon cell81: i wanna sex like 10% of this damn company
brandon cell81: why are women in business so damn hot

brandon cell81 (11:39:35 AM): about tonite?
brandon cell81 (11:40:14 AM): fragmented sentence mishap!!!111

brandon cell81 (10:20:58 AM): guess who just got to werk
mr sn33 (10:21:01 AM): hehe
brandon cell81 (10:21:02 AM): early!
brandon cell81 (10:21:54 AM): tiem to be the sn34k to get to my desk
mr sn33 (10:22:14 AM): hie behind plants and boxes like cartoons
brandon cell81 (10:23:08 AM): sn34k sn34k
brandon cell81: heh someone here is watchin a mooovie... i just heard the thx and 20th century fox intros
mr sn33: hehe
brandon cell81: then the door closed

brandon cell81 (1:32:22 PM): ;-)
brandon cell81 (1:32:29 PM): +ops
brandon cell81 (1:32:37 PM): hwar
brandon cell81 (1:32:39 PM): oops... wink
brandon cell81 (1:32:48 PM): may typing mishaps
brandon cell81 (1:32:54 PM): dammit!!!!
mr sn33 (1:32:56 PM): many even
mr sn33 (1:32:57 PM): haha
mr sn33 (1:33:00 PM): bzzzzzzz!
brandon cell81 (1:33:00 PM): man, typing mishaps
brandon cell81 (1:33:04 PM): bzzzzzzz

noxipoo (3:24:28 PM): man at the SS place
mr sn33 (3:24:33 PM): short lines?
noxipoo (3:24:36 PM): some HEFAS there
noxipoo (3:24:45 PM): one bitch was fat as hell
noxipoo (3:24:52 PM): dressed in like 12 year old girls clothes
noxipoo (3:24:58 PM): all her shit hanging out
mr sn33 (3:25:03 PM): lovely.
noxipoo (3:25:04 PM): gut spilling over her pants
noxipoo (3:25:08 PM): too much makeup
noxipoo (3:25:14 PM): like fat titty clevage
mr sn33 (3:25:40 PM): so you're tellin me she had potential

noxipoo (6:26:42 PM): i'm eating some beef tenderloin from triple crown
noxipoo (6:26:48 PM): MMMMMMMM BEEFY and tasty

brandon cell81: where do you think i'm lookin at this stuff
brandon cell81: on teh pr0n ph0ne!

brandon cell81: did you know they were showing a moovie outside in the park by your house
brandon cell81: on california and kedzie
brandon cell81: some steve martin movie where he has a bunch of kids
mr sn33: yea, california and kedzie go same way
mr sn33: so the movie was playing at infinity? yea i cant get there
brandon cell81: !
brandon cell81: heh
brandon cell81: smmmmmrt
brandon cell81: peterson/kedzie
mr sn33: ah hollywood park
brandon cell81: yea infinity is hard to get to
brandon cell81: the bus comes every 103485430925784938432 yrs

JINGisKING (2:25:18 AM): man...german tanks must have been a bitch to service in ww2

noxipoo (2:03:19 AM): so i'm running my monitor at 85hz refresh, pretty standard
noxipoo (2:03:39 AM): eric comes over, "why are you running your monitor at 60hz? its all fuzzy"
noxipoo (2:03:43 AM): what a fucking whore

noxipoo (10:45:22 PM): i wish i could get naked and have bitches give ME money
noxipoo (10:45:30 PM): they can even be fat and ugly, just give me money

brandon cell81: but first, a quality bm
brandon cell81: courtesy of allende tacos
loveusarah: nice. it is 3:338am tho
loveusarah: u shud be on an am bm
brandon cell81: yes, but i still hafta poop
loveusarah: by am i mean when you wake up in the morning like reg folks
brandon cell81: otherwise i would go in mah sleep
loveusarah: not am at 2pm
brandon cell81: that would be teh sux
loveusarah: that would be messy
brandon cell81: hi
brandon cell81: i am making poo as i type
brandon cell81: :-)
brandon cell81: ker-plunk!
loveusarah: excellent!

brandon cell81 (3:32:27 AM): i farted
brandon cell81 (3:32:34 AM): my car=stinky

brandon cell81 (3:37:19 AM): where does the stink of a fart go?

ethanz0r (9:21:28 PM): much better with 4 players
ethanz0r (9:21:54 PM): with 3 i just get gayed by you and brandon examining each other's rectums

brandon cell81 (5:47:37 PM): oooh
brandon cell81 (5:47:54 PM): man i farted and it stanks!

brandonNU2003 (7:59:17 PM): man right now i have 350 gigz of space!!!!
brandonNU2003 (7:59:19 PM): mmmmpfffh

Ibizan (19:13:46): it warms my groin to hear that

noxipoo (22:32:41): on man shes cute!
noxipoo (22:32:47): that reviewer girl
loveusarah (22:37:13): husband?!>!>1
noxipoo (22:37:14): HUSBAND?!?!?!
noxipoo (22:37:27): haha we said same shit
loveusarah (22:37:29): heh yea

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Ibizan (10:48:55 AM): i now he is pretty guy
Ibizan (10:48:58 AM): busy guy
Ibizan (10:49:00 AM): whoa
mr sn33 (10:49:01 AM): heh
Ibizan (10:49:05 AM): freudian sex

noxipoo (19:03:06): come on, lets goto vegas, i liked it last time
noxipoo (19:03:13): lights and glitz and TITS

noxipoo (20:03:23): i never thought warez was this good
noxipoo (20:03:31): get shit before it shows on tv
noxipoo (20:03:33): INSANE

noxipoo (23:23:57): man internet is awesome
noxipoo (23:24:15): yeah i totally wanna cream her face

loveusarah (17:14:38): d00d why u have 3 virii
loveusarah (17:14:41): u are lam3
ethanz0r (17:14:48): well i just got rid of them
loveusarah (17:14:53): hope so
ethanz0r (17:15:02): actuallly i had 4
loveusarah (17:15:07): pssht!
ethanz0r (17:15:29): but the total came out to like 27 viruses rfound heh

noxipoo (00:38:17): oh yeah my dad wants to sexx0r natalie portman i think
loveusarah (00:38:24): hahaha
noxipoo (00:38:26): he like asked me what she looks like now or something
noxipoo (00:38:37): like 3rd time now
noxipoo (00:38:38): haha

noxipoo (20:34:26): hehe you watching the mpg over and over aren't you
loveusarah (20:34:32): yep
noxipoo (20:34:38): hehe
loveusarah (20:34:41): hehe

noxipoo (23:44:06): man if i ever wanted a kitty for a toy when i was a kid, i would of killed myself by now
noxipoo (23:44:17): hi, i want guns and cars and shit, not cats
noxipoo (23:44:36): Age: 4-12 years
noxipoo (23:44:45): i hope you stop playing with toy kitties when you are 6
noxipoo (23:44:56): not 12. because 12 you are just retarded

loveusarah (20:02:55): whacha doin tomorrow
noxipoo (20:03:05): well there school
noxipoo (20:03:09): then i was going on my plane
noxipoo (20:03:12): to my island
loveusarah (20:03:12): haha
noxipoo (20:03:14): and my bitches

loveusarah (20:32:42): so what u gonna get yer woman for her bday
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loveusarah (18:26:49): oh and of course were going to allende
loveusarah (18:26:59): need i even mention it
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noxipoo (15:52:37): he knows secrets
noxipoo (15:52:39): DAMN HIM
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noxipoo (15:53:25): one of the ones we passed a lot looks nice
noxipoo (15:53:46): ferrari
noxipoo (15:53:48): that one
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noxipoo (15:55:23): he has extra r34| italian accent too
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noxipoo (15:56:15): he wants sexx0r
noxipoo (15:56:15): haha

loveusarah (13:19:29): yea shes pretty cute
loveusarah (13:19:37): so is kelly brook
GrooveOdyssey (13:19:49): she's just a big titted bimbo
GrooveOdyssey (13:19:56): this girl however is brilliant

GrooveOdyssey (13:22:27): get somethign small with no retractable attention if u can
loveusarah (13:22:37): antenna
loveusarah (13:22:38): yea
GrooveOdyssey (13:22:39): antenna
GrooveOdyssey (13:22:52): wtf is retractable attention???

loveusarah (03:29:25): you can totally tell she her tits are great
brandonNU2003 (03:29:34): heh
brandonNU2003 (03:29:35): she her
loveusarah (03:29:39): yes
loveusarah (03:29:42): i cant type now
brandonNU2003 (03:29:43): youre dumbfounded by her ttis
brandonNU2003 (03:29:46): itis
brandonNU2003 (03:29:47): tits
brandonNU2003 (03:29:48): dammit
loveusarah (03:30:08): see??

GrooveOdyssey (13:20:52): there's something rather titillating about hearing the phrase
GrooveOdyssey (13:21:12): "i quite fancy you" with a crumpet accent

ethanz0r (21:43:27): hey zo it's yas e is on the thrown

GrooveOdyssey (1:16:19 AM): i need u to do soehit gmofr me

sevenminiteabs (5:48:24 PM): DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

devoxguy (2:31:50 PM): might be 1-2 but possibly sausageonly flavored

ethanz0r (7:14:23 PM): "like" as in "approximately"

ethanz0r (2:07:33 PM): well im gonna go showerz0r cuz im gettin mouse hand and mouse body cuz i dont have a shirt on

ethanz0r (2:57:02 AM): haha u drunkz0r

ethanz0r (1:57:27 PM): bink bink

ethanz0r (1:59:40 PM): bink bink

krunchnuts (11:53:05 PM): and i'm pretty disgusted with myself cuz half the time i sit down at my computer i go on pr0n autopilot

krunchnuts (11:54:35 PM): only like when i get up in the morning and i'm boney
krunchnuts (11:57:51 PM): dude never order pizza in iowa

brandonNU2003 (9:13:01 AM): i have to go buy some more internet so i can increase my download capability

brandonNU2003 (3:59:51 PM): a haxor tried to get me

brandonNU2003 (2:00:20 AM): i see you pickin your nose!

brandonNU2003 (2:06:37 AM): i havent even takin my shit for the day yet

ethanz0r (12:24:02 AM): yes roll on dubs indeed

ethanz0r (12:30:58 AM): it was awesome in spain all the keys had these weird characters on them

ethanz0r (1:00:57 AM): hmm 1431 W Lake, isnt that ghetto?

ethanz0r (1:05:07 AM): and we should be able to do that without being fudgepackers

ethanz0r (1:12:39 AM): damn some serious face spackle needs to be applied

ethanz0r (1:14:42 AM): ...and it suddenly occurs to me, I live for TITS!

ethanz0r (1:17:58 AM): MEDIC!

ethanz0r (2:29:28 PM): So we is a meat axe or
ethanz0r (2:29:37 PM): "zoey is a l33t haxx0r"

ethanz0r (2:50:44 PM): ya we need snowfort action

krunchnuts (12:42:19 AM): oh dude btw i'm officially a fat ass

krunchnuts (12:43:12 AM): so i'm giving up wacking off AND sugar

krunchnuts (1:02:45 AM): she's chinese, but she's BEAUTIFUL

krunchnuts (1:29:00 AM): fuckin nilay has my vicadin

erleichda2 (8:14:49 PM): hey zo, this is chris... bill is on the phone, wants me to say:
erleichda2 (8:15:12 PM): i went for the spinal anesthesia, got all doped up...

devoxguy (8:59:29 PM): They treat me like im some out of highschool ged muzza fucka

fastlove8 (12:11:56 AM): ditched 1st period
everyday, stupid shit at yearbook, peapod
fastlove8 (12:12:01 AM): i miss those days

ethanz0r (2:04:01 AM): d00d, i hit EVERY light on the way home down clark
ethanz0r (2:04:15 AM): and rode at 30mph the whole way except around turns
ethanz0r (2:04:29 AM): i love chicago

vjv46 (7:54:02 PM): thats for guys with big wangs

Ibizan (8:29:26 PM): u ever play with ur stools after u take a monster dump?

ethanz0r (6:24:39 PM): dude i went all the way down to shampoo banana and realized when i got there that i forgot my resumes and my leather thingie
ethanz0r (6:24:51 PM): ULTRA GAY

GrooveOdyssey (10:11:35 PM): i miss the way we used to go teabaggin with nilay

ethanz0r (10:46:09 PM): omg jizz i love music

ethanz0r (11:08:03 PM): tires tires tires

ethanz0r (12:27:23 AM): haha!
ethanz0r (12:27:27 AM): the day is mine

ethanz0r (4:11:24 PM): oh hey i need to print out like a zillion resumes

brandonNU2003 (5:28:56 PM): our next assignment is to exploit buffer overruns to replace executable code and shit
brandonNU2003 (5:29:02 PM): i will be an l33t hax0r

brandonNU2003 (1:38:25 AM): and AOL comes INSTALLED!
brandonNU2003 (1:38:26 AM): WOW

brandonNU2003 (4:05:25 AM): i procrastinate until the LAST second
brandonNU2003 (4:05:42 AM): sometimes until the second after...

ethanz0r (12:22:37 AM): heh this modem shit is REALLY gay

Ibizan (10:20:46 PM): college got hard
Ibizan (10:20:48 PM): fast

Loveusarah (10:30:18 PM): ok pirate
Loveusarah (10:30:21 PM): lets do it
fastlove8 (10:30:27 PM): rum,rum,rum,rum

fastlove8 (10:36:50 PM): free beer !!!
fastlove8 (10:38:37 PM): beer will flow like wine

hkbabe22 (1:46:42 AM): so ur drunk, huh?

Ibizan (11:24:16 PM): and cuz i am chinese
Ibizan (11:24:23 PM): and cuz i like to fuk monkeys

Loveusarah (11:25:05 PM): like down syndrome huge

Ibizan (11:28:58 PM): and remember
Ibizan (11:29:22 PM): oranges and apples dont make bananas

Crastin8in (10:22:42 PM): i was at lunch today at a nice cafe trying to forget about shit and several tanks passed by on lexington

Crastin8in (10:38:46 PM): dude, we're all going to canada so none of you will be drafted

Crastin8in (11:30:23 PM): hey don't start playing quake, are you there?

Loveusarah (11:36:43 PM): he cant find his bowl, so his mom prolly will

ethanz0r (12:27:43 AM): my brownie suggestion clobbered you

Crastin8in (11:50:41 PM): i'm so like a mo!!!

fastlove8 (11:54:19 PM): losert

ethanz0r (1:39:00 AM): did you get jimmy eat cock or whatever

krunchnuts (9:36:48 PM): what's up DOOOOder

ethanz0r (2:20:54 PM): we were driving the Lamborghini
ethanz0r (2:21:04 PM): and I am like Hey this is a fuckin dream!
ethanz0r (2:21:07 PM): Lemme drive!

krunchnuts (10:45:26 PM): it was nice- she originally had a no-head mandate

ethanz0r (2:28:07 PM): it just doesnt haxx

ethanz0r (2:30:22 PM): you get access to flux capacitor exhaust manifold inductance coils

ethanz0r (2:34:37 PM): i tell you this before yer like maaa no i cant make money maa

loveusarah (6:26:44 PM): mmm
loveusarah (6:41:25 PM): taco time

ethanz0r (9:07:17 PM): "she is not jealous"

ethanz0r (9:38:08 PM): hurry up and finish so we can play pinochle and drinkz0r :P

WNURdj (1:55:32 AM): how do you know all these people

krunchnuts (2:19:14 AM): then again you're a high-tolerance mofo

krunchnuts (4:40:40 AM): also change "meanwhile" to "meantime" (who says "meanwhile"?!)

krunchnuts (1:02:08 AM): and that \'s when i know that bitch wasn't for me

ethanz0r (7:06:03 PM): man i got to take a drug test
ethanz0r (7:06:56 PM): im gonna have to start hitting the water and cranberry juice

ethanz0r (7:08:03 PM): speakin of raa whats bill up to

ethanz0r (3:28:39 PM): ya'll know im straight jiggafied

brandonNU2003 (3:52:07 AM): gagagagagagaa

rf0286: ich bin ein junge auf einem fleugzeug
erleichda2: that's dumb
erleichda2: what are you doing?
rf0286: im flying aorund in my airplane.

krunchnuts (8:58:37 PM): no really- i'm a purely XXX man

devoxguy (10:15:58 PM): ah!
devoxguy (10:16:12 PM): tommorow ur last day!
loveusarah (10:16:17 PM): heh yea
loveusarah (10:16:19 PM): then waht
loveusarah (10:16:24 PM): its kinda scarry
devoxguy (10:16:32 PM): yes
devoxguy (10:16:33 PM): then what?
devoxguy (10:16:37 PM): My friend I tell you
devoxguy (10:17:05 PM): a pathetic dreary existence where u continually grow older and u and ur friends try to do young stuff and relieve their glory days while their girlfriends and wives become fatter
loveusarah (10:17:18 PM): yikes

krunchnuts (5:34:11 PM): i hate that fucker

ethanz0r (1:50:24 AM): raaa
krunchnuts (1:50:37 AM): ok you guys are like a hive mind man you're freakin me out

ethanz0r (12:49:02 PM): i always wanted to be the guy being chased down in an episode of cops

devoxguy (8:26:53 PM): I was near ur house when I called earlier was funsta gonna show ya my peoped out ambulance

ethanz0r (8:48:44 PM): yes all will be gay, that is why i tried to prep this before i left

ethanz0r (8:35:03 PM): i am totally convinced im not dreaming even though what im doing is complete horsecock

krunchnuts (2:24:21 AM): yeah with my two moving violations i'm hesitant to "rush"


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-Nietchze

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-Theophrastus

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-Roy M. Goodman

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-Thoreau

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take us or spare us.
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-John F. Kennedy

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